She-Devils On Heels!

February 11, 2003

"FOOD"

We all need to eat food, except for that German saint who sits around in a nunnery eating her own snot.  So what better generalized topic?

    Here on the new season of the She-Devils we're still getting our radio legs back.  Saint Mark needs to rush back from his custom-built Superstar Satellite for every show, and I'm spending time rehabilitating insecure peacocks, so our Tuesday afternoons are a whirlwind of traffic, fast-food, and booze.

    I offer this as an explanation for why I can remember very little of what happened on February 11th.

     Song      Artist      Comments
Gotta Move On Dana International  

A Terrifying Mark Revelation!

     Yes, my co-host Mark used to have the hots for Maestro Fresh Wes.  He fully admitted that Maestro is cheese.  Then he revealed that he also used to have a crush on MC Hammer, and no more could be said after that.

Go Fish* Cub This and all future Food songs are marked with an *.
Nice To Luv You* 54:40 Because the album's called "Dear Dear," and "deer" is "venison."
Jerry Was A Racecar Driver* Primus From the album "Sailing The Seas Of Cheese" (dedicated to Maestro Fresh Wes)
The Peacock Song Bif Naked Great title, not a great song.
Happy Meal II* The Cardigans And a happy meal it would be, too.
Do You Get High Holly McNarland
Shine On National Velvet
Trigger Happy Jack POE Hey, wasn't our topic "Food?"
The St. Bernard Watchdog Report!

     If you're at Toronto Pride this year, keep an eye out for a company called "Torontoreunified."  I have had nothing but trouble with them regarding broken promises, unanswered emails, and -- most importantly -- total lack of accountability or PR savvy, not to mention a decidedly unpleasant "CEO."  I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them, and since I don't have a catapult that's not very far.

     So, take Muffy's advice...if they show their faces at Pride next year, don't give them your money.

Sugarcane* Darling Nikkie Oh, whew!
Girl Without A Planet My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult I know this feeling.
Drink My Honey* Lords of Acid Isn't it best without the bees?
Edge of No Control (Orbital Reply)* Meat Beat Manifesto Well, it's meat afterall...
A Funny Place (The World Is) Mitsou
The Coffee Song* Stan Ridgway Considered a food group by some people
Thirteen Men Ann-Margaret Hubba-hubba!
What Kind Of Girl Am I? Shirley Bassey Wins the February award for "worst mix ever"
Shady Lady Bird* Peggy Lee Nobody eat a shady lady bird!

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