She-Devils On Heels!

August 25, 2002

     Considering the number of boozies in the music business it's shocking that more songs aren't written about the topic.  Is it because they're secretly ashamed of their addiction?  Or is it that people love to hear a song about a guy on heroin, but not about a guy who drinks too much?  I think the second explanation is more likely.

    Still, this doesn't change the fact that we were hard up for topical songs.  Even taking our classic way out -- playing songs BY boozy musicians -- didn't work because most of those musicians were better known for their rampant drug or sex addiction.   The life of an alcoholic just isn't very glamorous.

    To make things even weirder, this was the first night Venus didn't drink any alcohol.  She didn't do it to be strange, though...she did it because she needed to attend a charity for depressed zoo animals the next day.  But I more than made up for it by consuming many drops of that She-Devils elixir known as "Vodka and Sprite," and I ended the night by crouching on my living room floor in the dark for a long, long time and contemplating the likelihood of my death.

    We decided, during the show, that blackouts happen because your brain is sparing you certain humiliation.  We talked a bit about the wilder days of our pasts, and the fact that when Venus is drinking you'd better watch out (actually, just watch out in general).  I played some "strong" songs in response to my somewhat horrific reception at the Busker Festival on the weekend, and ended it all off by going to Renaissance to drink some more.

    All in the name of our topic, of course.

     Song      Artist      Comments
Mr. Skin Acid Test  
Martini Built For Two* My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult This and all future "booze" songs marked with an *
Lady Alcohol (Where The Fuck Am I Mix)* Praga Khan
Stupid Girl Garbage Not even Annie could find a connection between booze and Garbage, so we just played it to prevent her from suffering.
Spaceman Bif Naked
Oh Marie* Sheryl Crow This song was WRITTEN for Venus, right down to the blatant rug theft.
Right Through You Alanis Morissette
Dead Is The Drunkest You Can Get (Live)* The Rheostatics We have yet to reach this point of drunkenness
Beloved Movie Star Stan Ridgway
The Devil Sent You To Laredo* Baccara "Whiskey for me...for you tequila!"
Billie Concrete Blonde Dedicated to anybody who's ever needed to deal with mob violence.  And dedicated to me, of course.
I Want To Be Evil* Eartha Kitt "I want to drink booze..."
Catwoman Shakespear's Sister
Sometimes Wanna Die* Joydrop
You're No Good Sons Of Freedom It's true!
Criminal Fiona Apple The Venus ANGRY song!  And once again I forget why...perhaps she doesn't like criminals?
Terrible Thought Poe
Supernatural Mark Weiser

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