August 11, 2002
Well, for all of our quirks, it doesn't seem that Venus and I are particularly kinky people. I like a good spanking and Venus likes sex, but this is not an open invitation to the world; the first stranger who approaches me and starts hitting me on the ass is going to get a big fat lip.
Speaking of sex, it was difficult to separate "kinkiness" from "sexiness," probably because one person's turn-on is another person's idea of a creepy fetish. For instance, all those middle-age people who wear diapers, climb into cribs, and pay good money to get "mommies" to breast-feed them probably think what they're doing is perfectly normal, and quite honestly, who are we to say otherwise? My outlook is: do what you like, but I might think it's funny...and if you hurt an animal you're going to get a big fat lip.
Venus and I both spoke out against those on-the-edge, freaky-freaky folks who brag about how much they enjoy having candle wax dripped on them. I mean, sure, enjoy what you like, but don't pretend you're a bondage queen just because you can endure something that the rest of us deal with when we're touching up our eyebrows. Not to mention, when WE get a wax job, we don't just apply the burning wax...we RIP IT OFF, TOO!
All-in-all, Venus and I managed to tread the fine line between extremes of taste, which is why we're the She-Devils, I guess.
| Song | Artist | Comments |
| Sex Dwarf* | Soft Cell | When I think "Kinky Hedgehog," I think "Marc Almond" (this and all future kinky songs marked with an *) |
| Master & Servant* | Depeche Mode | From the sounds of it "domination's the name of the game." |
| I Want Your Sex* | George Michael | The fine line between sexy & kinky. Venus' mom wouldn't let her listen to it because she "didn't like the rhythm." |
| Gary & Melissa* | King Missile | |
| All I Really Want | Alanis Morisette | |
| Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) | Garbage | For Annie Drogeny, who can always find an excuse for playing Garbage! In this case: lips are kinky. |
| Peek-A-Boo* | Siouxsie & The Banshees | |
| Smack Jack | Nina Hagen | A kinky lady, but not a kinky song. |
| Darling Nikkie* | Whale | Sung by a woman who brought brace fetishists out of the woodwork. |
| Ready To Go | Republica | Venus' ANGRY song! Why do people lie? If you lie to Venus, you'd better be "ready to go." |
| Nice To Luv You* | 54:40 | A kinky video. Venus despises 54:40. |
| Shine On | National Velvet | |
| Justify My Love* | Madonna | Apparently a VERY kinky video. |
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Muffy's fashion tip! Hey girls: shoulders back, tits out, stomach in. That's all. |
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| Closer (Closer To Hogs mix)* | Nine Inch Richards | "I love a cow in tight leather." |
| Bette Davis Eyes | Marc Moreland | |
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