July 14, 2002
I know, I know, we promised you a God show, but after such a wonderful month of fun and frolic, how could we possibly bother pandering to an entity who kills pets and babies? Besides, God has waited at least 10,000 years for a show, so another two weeks won't hurt.
Venus and I told egocentric stories about our experiences at Toronto Pride: I looked fabulous in feathers and she got all sneaky in bars. It seems the Toronto girls were out in force that weekend. I told a disgusting, true-to-life tale of throwing up in my bathtub after drinking a zombie. We took obscure and bizarre pictures on the CKMS junk-heap (gravel and concrete leftovers in the parking lot). I explained my revulsion at having spent 10 minutes in a bath sitting on a centipede, which everybody can relate to.
Maybe.
It was decided -- informally -- that an earwig in your armpit is no longer an earwig, it's a "pit-wig." Venus once found an earwig in her bathingsuit as a child, which might explain a lot.
Sorry, I meant "crotch-wig."
| Song | Artist | Comments |
| Into the Fire (extended mix) | Sarah McLaughlin | According to my parents, "only pretty when she sings." Does have a doggy face. |
| I've Been To A Marvelous Party* | The Divine Comedy | This and all future party songs marked with an * |
| Well Did You Evah?* | Bing Crosby & Frank Sinatra | Two men on par with God in terms of their attitude towards their children. |
| It | Ann Miller | Ann is DEFINITELY "It." |
| Spice Up Your Life* | The Spice Girls | |
| La Vita A Bella* | Dana International | Wow, that sounds A LOT like "Spice Up Your Life," Dana... |
| It's Time To Party Now* | Free Your Mind | Cheesy dance song! Still playing highschool auditoriums, Venus suspects. |
| Holiday* | Madonna | |
| I Want You (radio mix) | Savage Garden | |
| Burning Down The House | The Cardigans w/ Tom Jones | |
| Precious Illusion | Alanis Morissette | The patented flytrap "Angry Song!" |
| Why do people tell Venus to "stop drinking?" It's the only time that girl is truly happy! Let her get pissed whether it's healthy or not, because when you ruin that for her you're ruining her only chance of a good time. Even if she's operating a forklift. Even at 10 in the morning. | ||
| Supernatural | Mark Weiser | Hey Mr. Weiser, that's CREEPY... |
| Never Laugh At Tarzan | UPhold | |
| People Power In The Disco Hour* | Clinton | |
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Muffy's Fashion Shack! A simple piece of advice: don't let your bra rule your life. In fact, don't let ANY element of your "look" -- a particular accessory, a brand of makeup, an article of clothing -- dictate what you do when you're getting "in face." Sometimes you just NEED to wear something comfortable and unassuming. This was my justification for looking like a slob during the show, that and having thrown up on my loofah the night before. |
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| We're Here For A Good Time* | Trooper | We're going to hell for this one. |
| I'm A Believer | The Monkees | This one too, perhaps. |
| Spaceman | Harry Nilsson | The first time I became aware of "flange" as a child. |
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