She-Devils On Heels!

February 24th, 2002

   People were so excited about our radio premiere that they spent all night riding up and down the streets in their cars, honking and waving Canadian flags.  Venus and I were flattered by this but we wanted it to stop because most of the people looked like a flabby cross between hippies, jocks and accountants, and they weren't wearing shirts.  So, thanks everyone for celebrating, but please don't do this for every show!  Or at least get better-looking people involved.

   Speaking of which, who is less ugly?  You decide:

Bryan Ferry

(the original handsome devil)

Talk Talk

(no shit, they really looked like this)

 

     Song      Artist      Comments
Chinquemilla (Listen to the Rhythm Mix) Dana International A statement of intent: to be somehow both bitchier than we really are, and not nearly as bitchy, all at the same time!
Am I Sexy (Can't Walk Right Now Mix) Lords Of Acid
It's Raining Men (D-Bop's Tall & Blonde Mix) Geri Halliwell*
Beautiful Stranger Madonna*
Unforgiven The Go-Go's* Venus Flytrap's "Angry Song" selection!
Spaceman Bif Naked*  
Quicksand Acid Test  
Valentine Concrete Blonde Because Muffy saw them in concert.
Spirit In the Sky Mark Weiser Who's this Mark guy, anyway?
Life's What You Make It Talk Talk The band members are as attractive as "small, crushed rodents from England."
Climb On Top Wow  
I'm Not In Love Olive Which IS a 70's cover (originally by 10CC)

A brief interlude for Muffy's Science Corner!

     There is, apparently, a crustaceous parasite that settles inside a fish's mouth, eats it's tongue, and takes the place of the tongue.  I have a picture of this creature and it's absolutely horrible: a tongue with legs and eyes.  Venus and I reflect -- briefly -- that we're very happy to have our own non-parasitic tongues.

Limbo Bryan Ferry In response to Venus' complaint that we weren't playing songs by any attractive men.
There Goes the Neighbourhood Sheryl Crow  
I'm Not a Virgin Anymore Poe  
Go Baby Go Garbage  
The World is a Funny Place Mitsou* Ending off the impromptu "chubby girl" theme (other songs in this theme marked with *).
I Am the Tiger ABBA  
I Need You Eurythmics  
Valentine's Day Kim Band So good we played it 1 1/2 times!

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