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June 10, 2002
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Mark and I do some nasty dancin' at Club Renaissance
on a Saturday night (be sure to check out the new website!) |
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Baby Girl perform
to a surprised and enthusiastic crowd at Club Renaissance.
I'm not sure what sort of message she's conveying here, but it sure
ain't the Ann Miller handsign... |
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Good-golly, caught in the act again!
I scarf a drink in the glamorous CKMS bathroom ("Studio P") during the
seventh (somewhat foggy) episode of She-Devils On Heels! |
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I share a quick hug with Deneatra,
long-time Club Abstract buddy, vitamin-peddler, and dress
designer. Deneatra: approved! |
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
Thanks to Frank, who so thoughtfully videotaped the
pageant for us: here are some images of my "Too Darn Hot" talent,
including me kicking Sebastian.
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"Look, mom!" This picture
is to prove what a responsible diabetic I am. |
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Updated
May 14, 2002
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Brent, Vanilla, Jon and I show how
pleasant and orderly we can be at Club Abstract... |
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...then reveal the way it really is:
me hogging the couch, Vanilla looking dangerous, Jon looking
embarrassed, and Brent just thinking about dancing. |
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
I celebrate my "Best Talent" & "2nd Runner Up"
status between Lydia (of Delirium)
and Julie (Leopard Betty extraordinaire!)
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
Miss Drew prepares to announce the winners!
Thanks for all your hard work, Drew...it was an incredible success!
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
Stuttering my way through Q & A in a party dress
from Peach Berserk.
Also visible: Drew & Christina Dior.
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
Performing Ann Miller's Too Darn Hot,
all decked out in another Delirium
creation: a fabulous replica Jewel Thief outfit. The result:
"Best Talent!"
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Miss Renaissance 2002
Pageant!
Venus and I look unperturbed during the swimsuit
competition (my classic 50's swimsuit designed & constructed by
Lydia of
Delirium!)
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Once again, in the chair at Cowboys
and Angels, preparing for the May 9th Miss
Renaissance 2002 Pageant. Note: conspicuous Ann
Miller hand gesture to calm the nerves. |
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I try to accomplish "real Jenna" for
our fourth -- and perhaps final -- "Muffy pretends to be Jenna"
photoshoot. Have you seen any more Jenna pictures around your
neighbourhood? Write
in and tell me where they are! |
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Dan shows just how much he can
accomplish with my kinky new hairstyle, and I am suitably
impressed. Dan is truly the
hair freak! |
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This picture needs an
explanation. Unfortunately neither Vanilla nor I have
one. I think she was trying to fix my hair. |
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A spectacular group photo in the
Club Abstract pool room! If looking at this picture doesn't
make you feel like you were actually there, then you've probably never
drank too much and thrown up on somebody's pant leg (which didn't
happen). |
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I pose with Ivana
Cheeseburger after the Open Drag Night on May 1st.
More fun than two human beings should be allowed to have (without jam!) |
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With Annie Drogeny
outside the action-packed Renaissance bathrooms, wearing Annie's
custom-made horns. They have a profound effect on my
personality. |
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Updated
May 3, 2002
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Venus and I before the Open Drag
Night on May 1st at Club Renaissance! Don't forget to email your
beloved Chatty and Catty... |
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Another shot of Venus and I on
Wednesday night. Note: conspicuous Ann Miller hand gesture. |
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The third picture in the "Muffy
poses with Jenna" series! This time we brought along a
Canadian flag, because Jenna is a Canadian icon. And it made
as much sense as the daschund from picture two. |
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Stratford isn't just known for the
Stratford Festival. Last summer, Vanilla posed next to
another attraction we found there: a woman with a garbage-bag head on
the back of a flatbed truck. A sign said her name was
"Jenny." Honest! |
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What to play next?!? Muffy
collapses near the end of the fifth She-Devils
On Heels show. |
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Number two in a series!
Jenna and I enjoy a quiet moment together outside the Red Cross in
Waterloo. I am holding a picture of a daschund. |
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Gah! Mass tube flirtation
with Dave and Becky at Club Renaissance! |
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The traditional Abstract guard in a
rare photographic cluster! Megan, Sunya, Muffy, Lesley and
Jay strike an intimidating pose. |
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Showing off Dan hair at Cowboys and
Angels! The look: Cleopatra pose (as interpreted by drag
queen impersonating Israeli pop superstar) meets mermaid. |
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Still showing off my ass -- I mean,
hair -- at Cowboys and Angels. Note: conspicuous Ann Miller
hand gesture. |
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At the Club Renaissance Sick Kids
benefit a few months ago. I insist: yes, darlings, I really
do shave my armpits. |
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Still belting out Dolores Gray at
the Sick Kids show. |
