From the files of Annie Drogyny, here are some never-before-seen moments from the past!  Here, I act all proud in front of Craig at the Bowling Alley.

It's a rare "behind the scenes" glimpse at the making of a Daily Muffy!  Craig takes the picture, while Jason and Peter direct.

Yick!  This golden Hallowe'en moment with Victoria is not for the faint of heart!

A glorious, sunny moment at last year's "Pride In The Park" celebration!  With that distinctive "Polaroid" look.

At Club Ren's recent "Amarula" party, I stroke the elephant's trunk (special thanks to Cheryl & Fran for exquisite planning and direction!)

Once more with the Amarula Elephant...hey, how often do I get to play Jane like this?  But wait...where's my Tarzan, anyway?

Could my Tarzan be Michael?  Close, but no...I don't think he likes the jungle!

How about El Diablo Loki, seen here with his pal (who I'll call "Pablo").  Could HE be my Tarzan?  Judging by the look he's giving me, I don't think so.

Aha, it's obvious...my Tarzan is Sebastian, the most savage drag king I know!  After all, every Queen of the Jungle needs her king...

At Renu's "Pimp & Ho" dance, Brent and I show off our sheer DJ'n powers.  Incidentally, Brent doesn't usually look this greasy.

Shameful!  Shocking!  Totally staged!

The bathrooms at the Legion Hall are elaborate timewarps.  I couldn't help but pose next to this cool little anachronism.

I cuddle up with Meagan and a cool fella (Pablo?), belying our pimp-ness & ho-ness.  And hey, check out Scaredy Cats, Meagan's costume shop!

Those Renu folk sure know how to make you happy!  Small bags of extremely potent Poprocks were on the house.

Shortly before almost choking to death on the cardboard stopper of a tequila bottle, I chill out with Jasper the friendly dog!

Vanilla sits back to watch the festivities (with bonus Jasper).

Having finally vomited up the piece of cardboard that was stuck in my throat, I straddle the REAL life of the party...JASPER!

Our host beds down on the kitchen floor, and his loving guests outline his body with electrical tape (and guess who else was there?  JASPER!)

January 12, 2005 (Merry Christmas!)

Never having been one to understand boundaries, I enjoy shaking presents that aren't mine.  I found these under the Club Abstract Christmas tree!

If *I* can't be the angel on the top of the Christmas tree, I'm just gonna knock the darn thing over!  (And hey, where are my cha-cha heels?!?)

I share some holiday cheer with A-Dawg.  Yes, that's right, A-Dawg!  I can't remember anybody else's name, but I can remember his...

Hanging around with freaky folk in the pool room, we discuss the elaborate holiday histories of our dysfunctional families.

More Chrismas shenanigans with the Good Folks Of Abstract!

I just HAVE to show off this outfit, courtesy of Delirium Clothing.  I feel SO Debbie Reynolds!  And SO public property...

Ho-ho-ho!  Nothing like a night of drinkin' and butt-grabbin' to get you in the spirit!  'Tis the season, after all...

A: Neither of them!  Cads!

December 5, 2004 (Happy Hallowe'en!)

This year I went out as an old-school Melody from "Josie And The Pussycats."  Meow, baby!

Another shot of the uber-cool Melody costume constructed by Delirium Clothing.  And believe me, you'd be amazed at what that tail can do!

Being the only people dressed up at your workplace at 9am can be a little strange, but we survived!  These are my colleagues Jan, Carrie and Chris.

Yes, it's Lydia and Annissa, coordinators of the more outrageous pieces of the Muffy Wardrobe.  Good golly, these gals are the best!

At the bottom of the stairs at Club Abstract, I luxuriate in the coy joy of being a blonde.  I can't say that blondes have more fun, but the Pussycats do!

Over at Club Renaissance, I finally live up to my reputation as the local Pool Kitten.

Katie and I give a heartfelt salute, as visions of a USO tour dance in my head...

As the booze kicks in, Katie and I pretend to be...well...airplanes.  So much for that USO tour, I guess.

When Sandy dresses up like a dominatrix at Club Ren, nobody can be held responsible for their actions!  I become fearful at the prospect of eternal slavery.

October 23, 2004 (Sisbro & Co, Miss Ren 2004, DYAO 4!)

I went backstage, handed poor Ashley an enormous headdress, and said "Hey, put this on me in about 10 minutes!"  This was our elegant dressing-room...

After the show I got a chance to drink and chat with Melissa, a woman who deserved the devil horns (and agreed that Jessica Simpson is worthless).

Things were getting pretty rowdy out on the Sage patio.  We behaved in a manner befitting a dignified occasion.  And I "gave the goat."

This is Ken, the handsome fella I dragged onto the dancefloor.  And he shared his wine with me!  Chivalry is not dead.

This is the cool chick who won the door prize, and who inspired us all to dance!  (Hey, notice the alcohol-level progression throughout these pictures...)

Before the pageant I use my Grade 12 math skills to devise a cunning "Audience Appreciation Formula."

Alex and I were your Calculator Queens during the night.  Just look at how sober and responsible we are!

Uncle Hans and I put aside our long-time enmity in order to give a knowing wink to the viewer.  Afterwards, I poked that smug eye right out of his head.

Here are some pics from the Miss Renaissance 2004 competition!  Want to re-live the excitement?  Click and have a look!

During the "Drag Yer Ass Out" shows, even standing in the stairway is fun!  What follows is a record of my adventures in the University Of Guelph...

The third-floor lounge: the place to buy your junkfood before the show starts.

Jocelyn gets out from behind the camera for a change!

"Please Remove?"  Just you try it, masher!

Royal University sheep are the best sheep in the world, thank you very much.

Alexander plays with gender in a gentle, playful, and totally frightening way.

In UofG's very spartan "Meditation Room," I practice coming back from the dead...just in case.

I always like to be prepared.  Here, I practice a 30-page speech, just in case I'm ever asked to lecture at a DYAO event.

So sing us a song, you're the PianoMuff / sing us a song tonight / We're all in the mood for a melody / and you've got us feelin' alright...

Shemain, Ash and I hang around in the "warm-up hallway."  Thanks for coming to the show, you cool chicks!

Are you wondering what a bunch of drunk performers do in the change-room after a show?  Come visit the DYAO Rogue's Gallery to find out!