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July 13th, 2004 (Gratuitious Group Shots)
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I take my last Vintage Night chair-walk! Thanks to all
those who came out for my Club Ren "Beauty And The Booze"
nights...you were all so great!
I almost miss Slick Stagger. ALMOST. |
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Speaking of some of my favourite Vintage Night people,
here's a big hug with Katie and Matty. Unfortunately the two of us
were unable to keep the boy awake... |
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After the fabulous "Life Is A Cabaret" Pride
fundraiser, I huddle up with Wayne and...gosh, I've forgotten her
name! Let's call her "Anita!" In any case she was
totally sweet and we had a blast. Thanks, Wayne and...Anita! |
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No place is more depressing than a bar when you're feeling
sad...unless Saint Mark is around to whip your butt at pool! |
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I slip briefly into my deadly alter-ego: Pool Kitten!
People run in fear at the thought of another extended game of "sink
the white ball". |
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After losing my life savings to Mark, I huddle up with
Shooter-Boy and...gosh, I've forgotten his name! Let's call him
"Henri!" In any case he was totally sweet and we had a
blast, etc.! |
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No, I'm not in fear of my life -- I'd trust Jay to dangle me
off the Empire State building by my ankles. I'm actually in fear of
my skirt. Have you ever piggybacked in a really tight skirt? Jesus,
that was frightening... |
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Matty and I engage in a quick tango, which is easy enough to
do when you aren't actually moving. |
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Well c'mon...how can I not have a LITTLE bit of resentment
about Sunday night? Sending flowers to the new DJ -- as much as I
love him -- would take a bigger Muffy than I! |
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We're terrified! We really are! Annie and I
practice our acting skills for the camera. Do not show this
photograph to children: it will frighten the willies out of them. |
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Three sister queens on a tear! Tia, Annie and myself
reminisce about pageants past. |
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Annie and I have long been searching for our holy grail: the
perfect ABBA picture! We don't have it yet, but someday... |
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The secret thoughts revealed! DREW: Aww jeez, not another
picture! DUSTINY: Who the hell is this person? MUFFY: Golly, shooters! |
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We discover the only sure-fire way to awaken Sleeping
Beauty: hair of the dog. |
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I practice my discipline routine on my cat. Believe
me, she loves it! |
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Leslie and I give you, the lucky Photojourney reader,
"the goat!" And is there anything else you'd rather have,
quite frankly? I didn't think so. |
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Andrea, "Hank," Melanie and I chum around after
this year's Legendary Pink Dots show. More pictures from the show
are coming soon! |
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KW Pride, 2004!
Who will win this year's "Coolest Dog Of Pride KW"
award? Could it be Devo? |
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KW Pride, 2004!
Or how about this outrageously small and cute animal, whose name slips
my mind ("Anita" if she's a girl, "Henri" if he's a
boy...) |
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KW Pride, 2004!
I'm afraid there's just no competition this year (though, being a St.
Bernard, I might be biased). The prize goes to this incredible
winner...whose name is the Iroquois word for "Bear," I believe? |
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May 11th, 2004 (The Beasts and Birds) |
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Muffy And The Animals!
Here are some rare pictures of me communing with the Beasts Of The
Jungle! For instance, here's a strangely motionless, two-dimensional
parrot... |
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Muffy And The Animals
...and me with a reflective pink flamingo! It's trying to ignore
my intensely territorial stare. Many do. |
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Muffy And The Animals!
I think this is supposed to be an "Inflatable Party-Time
Sunfish," but I'm not 100% certain. It's a great kisser, that's
for sure! |
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Muffy And The Animals
It might look like I'm trying to kiss this fish as well. But I'm
no fish-kissin' freak! Nope, I'm just showing it how to swim in a
cocktail dress. |
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People often assume I'm an atheist, but I actually worship
the Really Ugly Sun God (and his two brothers, the Slightly Tilted Really
Ugly Sun Princes, also in this picture). |
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And this is what happens to bad bra straps when they
refuse to behave! Let this be a warning to all... |
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Cheryl and I hug the life out of Club
Renaissance's Coolest Dog! Unfortunately I don't know how to
spell her name (Macita?), so let's just call her "Darla." |
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Darla shakes my paw in a show of doggy camaraderie.
Actually, it took about half an hour and a lot of treats from Sandy to
even get her NEAR me, but the picture LOOKS cute. |
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Hello, Dolly! A modish airline stewardess in drag
meets Hannibal Lector. |
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One of the many things I'll miss about Vintage Sundays is
watching Jay in one of his rare "dancing moments." Don't
forget, Jay...things can only get better! |
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Another year, another Easter Bunny! This time I
demonstrated my considerable seamstress skill by ripping the pink stuff
off another bunny outfit, and sticking it to a bodysuit with safety
pins. Who said I wasn't crafty? |
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I couldn't decide whether I should DJ on Easter as Jesus or
bunny. I think I made the right choice. |
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April 21st, 2004 (Charity and Selfishness!) |
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If you ever need your lawn mown...call somebody else!
I just pose with mowers, I don't push them. |
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One night, Katy requests my camera and goes running
off. A few days later I have a look at the pictures on it...and I
find THIS horrifying concoction. Hey, THANKS, Katy, Matty and Randy! |
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Aid For AIDS
During the Tri-Pride "Aid For AIDS" benefit, some prominent
local personages raised money by...gulp!... SHAVING THEIR HEADS!
Here's a before shot... |
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Aid For AIDS
...and an after shot! Yes, Victoria, our very own Miss
Renaissance 2003, made the ultimate sacrifice. The rest of us stood
around feeling inadequate. |
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Aid For AIDS
I perform my patented "Mufforaptor" routine, which involves
prior ingestion of hard liquor. A tip for beginners: it's all in the
hands! |
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Aid For AIDS
Annie throws caution (and her butt) to the wind by applying eye makeup
hitherto unseen. And she did it all for the Tri-Pride "Aid For
AIDS" benefit! |
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Aid For AIDS
And this is where we get our hard liquor from: our fabulously nipply
shooter boy! |
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I pose with the most important book in the world: "The
Eyebrow!" Passed on from one queen to another (in this case it
was a gift from Morgan James) I stand to glean from it "the eyebrow
wisdom of the ages." I've already perfected the pencil test. |
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Sometimes, when I'm DJ'ing and it's particularly quiet, I
feel like the only thing I'm entertaining is this Club Ren post. So
I decided to mark it! |
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Mr. Renaissance 2004 shows his true inspiration: Arnold
Schwartzenegger! No foolin'! You can catch the new Mr. Ren and
all of the other Ren girls every Thursday at Club
Renaissance. |
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Mark -- that fabulous She-Devil! -- poses for us in all of
his dap finery. Hey, chat whore...if you're online, send me an email
to let me know you're alive, will ya? |
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It's another disturbing installment in our long-running
series of "Fake Smooch" pictures! This time it's Mark and
I. Doesn't this look like a 100%, honest-to-goodness, totally fake
kiss? |
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Boys & Boiz and Girls & Grrls!
After claiming a lack of chalk talent, Chris outdoes himself by
preparing my sign for February's BBGG dance. It's much better than
the original one I'd made, still visible to the left. |
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Boys & Boiz and Girls & Grrls!
A look at the whole "Queen Of The Jungle" ensemble, as
constructed by the talented gals at Delirium
Clothing! |
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Boys & Boiz and Girls & Grrls!
Chris and I pose before the start of one of our most successful BBGG
events yet! This is our calm side... |
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Boys & Boiz and Girls & Grrls!
...and here's our "hey, this is a jungle/military theme dance,
right?" pose. |
