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What would a movie review be like without the
Aan Milo Sajna Fashion Parade?
It would be so awful! So come and watch!
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Varsha's leathery charms: |
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| Every girl finds herself wondering: what should I wear when I'm being tied up? Varsha shares her fashion secret with us: a tight orange leather suit, of course! (Not to be outdone, Ajit glows ominously) | Blue, blue, blue! A knee-length blue dress with matching tights, lined in the finest brutally dyed marabou. Let's just see the man of your dreams refuse to offer you his hand in this ensemble! |
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| But what if you're being tied up, and you're worried that everybody else will be wearing orange leather? This sensible black leather vest, white blouse, and black trousers is perfectly offset by a straw hat. And a small restrained boy is a unique fashion accessory! | Wait...where's Varsha? Is she even in this picture? If you're planning on sneaking up on your boyfriend in a field of wheat, there's only one colour for you. Wear a red scarf if you're afraid of getting hit with a sickle. |
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Fashion Do's and Don't's: |
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| "If music be the food of life, play on!" Chikoo is "lord of the dance" in his sensible shorts and bare-feet. The colourful scarves and sari's of his harem are even more vibrant thanks to DVD artifacting and a funky film print. | Don't wear anything that looks like this. |
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Looking for tigers in the forest? Look no further! Every moron knows that the best way to trap a tiger is to dress like a cow. Tigers are particularly intrigued by cows who stand on two feet, because they have a highly refined sense of the surreal. |
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Ajit does his best: |
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| Perfect for the outdoorsman: a dusky orange hiking suit! Doubly practical when you don't want to be mistaken for a deer, which most of us don't. | One might almost think that most of the men's clothing in "Aan Milo Sajna" was simply re-dyed and recycled between scenes. One would be hard pressed to prove this isn't true, even with the cow outfit. |
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Anil, the fashion king! |
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| Anil's tired of the same old clothes, aren't you? Next time you're being cruel to the peasants, be cruel in purple. And what's a nasty landlord without black motorcycle-cop eyewear? Nothin', that's what. | Nothing says "trust me, I'd never murder anyone!" like a sparkly green suit jacket and a yellow bow-tie. The white pants don't hurt the image, but if he's looking to be trustworthy he might consider losing the Hitler hairdo. |
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| The hair was a dead giveaway. You should never have trusted Anil. | Don't forget: next time you're kidnapping somebody and making your own mother pay the ransom, be sure your gun matches your outfit! |
